you fall like a guillotine

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obfuscobble:

thesegoddamnpancakes:

ahahahahhahahahahayuu:

randomstupidchaos:

thecatbusismyspiritanimal:

wiccanroses:

xybutt:

whatagrump:

Reblog for history channel

History.

History channel I love you anyways

oh wow they’re all true…

I’m appalled the History channel one didn’t mention aliens anywhere. Aliens or Nostradamus. 

and PBS is ur teacher 

Food network is your ‘foodie’ trend-hopping cousin with a not-so-secret trashy diner/food truck fixation. Cooking channel is their older sibling who can actually cook, but is kind of insufferable to be around and a bit of an alcoholic.

Seconding that History Channel needed more Aliens and Nostradamus, but also I’m here to add…

(via jawnstacheinatrenchcoat)


yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(via jawnstacheinatrenchcoat)


pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested

(via jawnstacheinatrenchcoat)



mlb:

Hey, who put that wall there?

mlb:

Hey, who put that wall there?

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franktomygerard:

franktomygerard:

stop this man

How many times are you fuckers gonna bring this back

(via jawnstacheinatrenchcoat)


tardis-mind-palace:

I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MARAUDERS MAKING THE MAP LIKE THEY INVENTED A FUCKING MAP THAT MOVES AND SHOWS REAL TIME AND HAS A TRIGGER WORD I WANT TO SEE THEM IN A ROOM ALL DISHEVELLED AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND JAMES JUST LOOKS UP SUDDENLY AND IS LIKE “I’VE GOT IT MISCHIEF FUCKING MANAGED” AND THEY ALL LAUGH AND THAT BECOMES THE TRIGGER WORD TO MAKE IT FADE BACK BECAUSE HE’S FINALLY FIGURED HOW TO FINISH IT I JUST

(via jawnstacheinatrenchcoat)



conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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